{"id":52,"date":"2021-05-05T14:07:34","date_gmt":"2021-05-05T14:07:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/vpgstevenson.com\/books\/comeoutside\/?p=52"},"modified":"2021-05-05T14:13:02","modified_gmt":"2021-05-05T14:13:02","slug":"i-hope-flowers-dont-get-itchy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vpgstevenson.com\/books\/comeoutside\/i-hope-flowers-dont-get-itchy\/","title":{"rendered":"I Hope Flowers Don&#8217;t Get Itchy"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-media-text alignwide has-media-on-the-right is-stacked-on-mobile\"><figure class=\"wp-block-media-text__media\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/vpgstevenson.com\/books\/comeoutside\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/20200601_205407.jpg?w=672&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"white daisies with tiny black bugs crawling on them\" class=\"wp-image-53 size-full\"\/><\/figure><div class=\"wp-block-media-text__content\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I hope flowers don&#8217;t get itchy<br>or get allergies to bees<br>I hope they just feel nice for weeks<br>and then<br>peacefully<br>transmogrify<br>into 100 other flowers<br>to have 1000 other weeks<br>to be generally comfortable<br>and never need to sneeze<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I hope flowers don&#8217;t get itchyor get allergies to beesI hope they just feel nice for weeksand thenpeacefullytransmogrifyinto 100 other flowersto have 1000 other weeksto be generally comfortableand never need to sneeze<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":56,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-52","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-poetry"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/vpgstevenson.com\/books\/comeoutside\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/20200601_205407-2.jpg?fit=2000%2C2000&ssl=1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/vpgstevenson.com\/books\/comeoutside\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/vpgstevenson.com\/books\/comeoutside\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/vpgstevenson.com\/books\/comeoutside\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vpgstevenson.com\/books\/comeoutside\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vpgstevenson.com\/books\/comeoutside\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=52"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/vpgstevenson.com\/books\/comeoutside\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":54,"href":"https:\/\/vpgstevenson.com\/books\/comeoutside\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52\/revisions\/54"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vpgstevenson.com\/books\/comeoutside\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/56"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/vpgstevenson.com\/books\/comeoutside\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=52"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vpgstevenson.com\/books\/comeoutside\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=52"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vpgstevenson.com\/books\/comeoutside\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=52"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}