OOTW

J’adore l’aubergine.

If you’ve ever contemplated what to wear if you live in a hellscape of loose, angry dogs when you still want to look good, apparently you need look no further than these jeans I was wearing while a German Shepherd tried to eat my leg. They are Wranglers (Silver Lake? They aren’t on the website anymore so who knows if they still exist anywhere.) that I had to take apart and resew because of a giant gap at the waist and also hem because there exist no jeans in my size.

I would have been very irritated if the dog managed to ruin these jeans because of all the work I put in to get them to fit. Luckily the denim on these is quite thick. Here you can see how the teeth did not penetrate the jeans and only majorly bruised me. Which still hurts like a motherfucker, but could have been much worse.

Let’s hope my next outfit has a less violent showcase.

Bonus dog outfit: Birthday girl who I will always defend with my feeble body